call me out: garbage boy edition

[raygunner]

get in the fucking confessional akechi

(obligatory spoiler warning: there are a Lot)

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[jaillbaiting]

That'll be the hard part, won't it? [Getting out alive. Akira isn't even sure he's going to do it, himself, but he's pretty damn sure Akechi's going to get nailed as a culprit eventually. Even with that challenge to prove him wrong and that the 'detective' can actually be a decent person if he tries.

Oh well.

Running away so fast? He raises an eyebrow.]

I guess there's some merit in that. [Keep your enemies closer, and all.] I'd rather not be stuck in a get-along shirt with you, though. We can skip that part, right?

[raygunner]

For someone as self-sacrificing as you can be, certainly. You have no need to worry, though. I'll do my best to keep an eye on you, so treat me well, Kurusu-kun.

[ So, so full of shit. He just doesn't want anyone else to steal the kill that's rightfully his. And he doubts Akira Kurusu would kill someone. ]

No, no, I wouldn't dream of it. I'm not particularly good at sharing.

[jaillbaiting]

But who's going to watch the watchman?

[Frankly, Akechi's the only person here he's absolutely worried about. He'll never kill anyone, and he's good at getting along with everyone else. And even if all else fails, he keeps his head on a swivel. He's been targeted before.]

Not good at sharing? I could tell that. You should probably share a little more, though. It might help.

[raygunner]

Do you distrust me that much? After all the times we've worked together. But I can't say I'm surprised, considering your past and my profession.

[ The others are probably confused as shit but it's fine. Who cares about them. ]

I think I'll leave that to you. You're very good at it, much better than I am.

[jaillbaiting]

You don't think I'm worried about your own wellbeing? You are a close Confidant, after all. [Will the bad puns ever stop? no.]

So it's okay for me to share what I know about you? That sounds like a challenge. [Challenge fucking accepted.]

[raygunner]

[ He lets out a quiet laugh. ]

That is true. A shame... I don't think I've given you a memento to remember me by, should I perish in this place.

[ lord. ]

Ah-- [ Okay, he needs to stop running his mouth sometimes. This is just like Pancakegate all over again. ] I'm sure you understand why I'd prefer you not.

[jaillbaiting]

You haven't yet, no. [Oo, oo, what's it going to be? A bullet in his skull? A knife in his back? He can't wait.]

I thought you said you didn't have anything to hide? It's alright, we'll just leave it as a dad issue-

Ah.

Sorry.

A dead issue. [:)]

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[raygunner]

[ .......... ]

[raygunner]

... I think we're done here, Kurusu-kun.

[ Wow, that certainly turned his voice to ice. Akechi doesn't give him so much as a nod before he's turning and walking away.

... but, you know, there is always the afterparty, Akira. Surely you'd like to keep talking to your best friend! ]

[jaillbaiting]

Call me~

[He is just shy of winking and blowing a kiss with that sort of tone.

He'll be absolutely fine with talking to his bestest best friend.

In a brightly lit place with plenty of other people around. And then, quietly...]

... When you have enough sense. [Or will you always be a disappointment to literally everyone in your life...

Well, maybe it's Akira's own fault for maybe hoping someone like this could have any kind of redemption. He'd offered, after all, but since it was rejected, Akira just kept on like it had been before. ]